Ever feel like your life?s being controlled by a sadistic gamer with zero chill? This enamel keyring captures that chaotic childhood feeling of goblins, nightmares, and the overwhelming dread of existence, all in retro arcade style. Perfect for anyone whose anxiety deserves its own boss battle. Offi…

Nothing says ?green living? like becoming fertiliser. This enamel keyring features a skeleton doing its bit for the planet, one decomposing limb at a time. Surrounded by cheerful sunflowers and a gravestone that says it all, it?s perfect for eco-warriors with a morbid sense of humour. Officially lic…

Till death do us part? Please, these two reapers are in it for eternity. Featuring scythes crossed in a heart shape, this enamel keyring is perfect for lovers with a dark sense of humour and zero fear of commitment. Romance has never looked so grim. Officially licensed and part of the Steven Rhodes …

Some carry keys. You carry a lifetime of unresolved feelings in colour-coded luggage. Featuring a girl perched triumphantly atop her emotional mountain, this enamel keyring is perfect for overthinkers, drama lovers, and anyone who packs heavy mentally and literally. Officially licensed and part of t…